Gun Oil

High-tech lube for smooth, rapid-fire action! Gun Oil is the premium silicone lubricant that keeps a man's most important weapon well oiled. If the military issued a lube, this is what they'd distribute with the condoms and artillery. During Operation Desert Storm, Marines jacked off with actual military-issue CLP (cleans, lubricates, protects) while hunkered down in the trenches of Kuwaiti battlefields. One of those marines has developed this high-tech formula.

This unique, hypoallergenic, silicone lube keeps a Private's parts well lubricated with added Vitamin E and Aloe Vera for a longer-lasting, slicker ride and minimized skin irritation. The ultra-concentrated formula is designed to lubricate thoroughly without breaking down or drying out.

Gun Oil actually contains no oil, so it is perfectly safe for use.

Ingredient: Cyclopentasiloxane, Dimethicone, Dimethiconol, Tocopheryl Acetate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract